Review: Mirror Mirror
Did Julia Roberts learn nothing from Hook? The last time she played a pantomime character it was a disaster and now she is the Evil Queen in this retelling/trashing of Snow White.
It wants to be a live action Shrek with everyone adopting contemporary speech and attitudes, and Snow White (Lily Collins) becoming a Robin Hood figure fighting for justice with the seven dwarves as her merry men.
It's an idea, I suppose – and might have looked alright on paper – but within moments of the film starting you can see how it's going to drag on.
The re-jigging of the fairytale has no thought behind it other than the desire to squeeze a bit more mileage out of familiar material. Though the dwarves (who have names like Napoleon, Half Pint and Wolf and are more Time Bandits than Disney) and Nathan Lane as the Queen's chief flunky are fun, it doesn't have enough laughs.
Such a smart Alec approach robs the tale of most of its charm.
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Spielberg couldn't get Hook to fly; Mirror Mirror employs the lesser but still notable talents of Tarsem Singh. Tarsem is stuck in the bind of the Flawed Visionary Director who has found that his own conception of a good film (The Cell, The Fall) can't find an audience and is now forced to work with other people's conceptions of a good film.
This is not necessarily a bad thing – last year's gladiator romp Immortals was a delirious, visually arresting entertainment.
- 1 'An insult to the city': Couple ditch 'hellhole' hotel after 45 minutes
- 2 Hundreds give amazing send-off to well-loved supermarket worker
- 3 Former Norwich boxing champion banned from contacting ex-partner
- 4 What next for The Birdcage in Norwich?
- 5 Road cleared after overturned lorry on A47/A11 Thickthorn roundabout
- 6 Elton John to kick off UK leg of farewell tour at Carrow Road
- 7 Norwich bar named among 30 best cocktail spots in UK
- 8 Car collides with bus near petrol station on Dereham Road
- 9 Historic railway platform building could be demolished in station revamp
- 10 Neighbours of award-winning council estate blighted by rubbish and rats
Mirror Mirror is colourful but drably so and none of the visual ideas spark into any kind of life.
MIRROR MIRROR (PG)
Director: Tarsem Singh
Starring: Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Danny Woodburn and Jordan Prentice
Length: 106 mins