Simon Cowell’s black toilet paper
Stacia Briggs
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
12:00 AM
I’m not interested in the fact that Simon Cowell had a secret relationship with Dannii Minogue, but I am fascinated by his black toilet paper.
Apparently, the music mogul will only allow £10 triple-ply, quilted black toilet roll in the bathrooms at his homes in LA and London.
And there was me thinking that aqua toilet roll was exotic.
I’ve always wanted to wipe like the stars and, if we listen to Freud, attending to this area is important to our future success, so from now on I am going to insist on black toilet roll wherever I go.
That, or a pile of £50 notes, as usual.
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3 comments
Actually the very mention of Simon Cowell seems to hasten the need to go, excuse me I must dash......
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Paul Kersey
Thursday, April 26, 2012
I use numerous photocopies of a picture of Mr Cowell on which to wipe away yesterday's dinner.
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NigelS
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
What is wrong with using the newspaper, cut up and hanging from a string tied to the back of the door ? So long as everyone has finished reading it !
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Paul Kersey
Tuesday, April 24, 2012