Six of the Best
Getting the best out of Britain.
Time to go to bat for
the away team.
Every bus/train/pub
conversation will inevitably turn to the credit crunch and listening
to the “we're doomed” brigade launch into a “bring back Maggie
Thatcher chant”can be irksome and tiresome; so, it's time to
promulgate the six best things about the UK and see if anyone agrees.
Number One
The Sunday Times
– don't forget - despite the profligate number of Red Tops which
are not actually newspapers at all, Britain still boasts some quality
newspapers and a readership that is second to none – The Sun, The
Mail and The Mirror are all in the top 13 selling daily newspapers in
the world. Most of the really big sellers, of course, are from
China, India and Japan.
The Sunday Times
makes my Sunday. Any description of a perfect Sunday starts with
reading the paper. The roast beef comes much later.
Number Two
The NHS. President
Obama had health care reform as part of his electoral appeal and it
worked. Unfortunately, the prospect of him persuading Congress to
come up with anything like an NHS is very remote. Why? The vested
interests in the United States just will not give up the milch cow
that is the present system.
By contrast, Britain's
NHS is the envy of the world – or most of it at least. It is far
from perfect, but it does work. And it is genuinely free at the
point of need.
People in Britain take
it for granted and every paper has at least one story of an NHS
failure on a daily basis; but it is so much better than any
alternative; it would be easier to get the turkeys to vote for more
Christmases than it would be to devise a better plan to cover a
nation's health care needs than the NHS.
Number Three
The BBC. I never watch
ITV – perhaps that's why they are losing money and advertisers
faster than a man going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. I would
watch ITV if there were any programmes worth watching, but since
there aren't and we all pay for the BBC through the license fee
anyway – why bother? ITV is full of soaps and naff game shows. I
never watch it.
Number Four
Liverpool Street
Station. Not the present station, the old one – before they tarted
it up and added the glitzy shops and the arcades full of designer
sunglasses. It was smoke encrusted. It was dingy. It was dirty.
It was uncomfortable. In short, it was everything that represented
the best of old England. Now it's gone – sold out to the bean
counters and the advertisers. Shame.
Number Five
Stratford-on-Avon. I
know it' daft, but I get a thrill visiting Stratford. It's almost
all modern stores and houses by the bits that are “preserved”
make it worthwhile. If you can't get excited visiting Holy Trinity
and the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust – then you are probably immune
to nostalgia and reverence for the Bard. More fool you.
Number Six
Trent Bridge. There
must be nothing like a Test Match at Lords – though I have never
been and I like the Oval – especially on a really hot day when you
can drink a hogshead of beer and sweat it out so fast that you don't
get drunk, but Trent Bridge is my “home” ground (that is to say
the nearest one to Norwich with good rail communications). It really
is a great place to watch cricket. The crowd are rowdy but very good
natured and they don't take the cricket too seriously. Sitting in
the New Stand and gazing at the old pavilion is a joy. Visiting the
Trent Bridge Inn is a glory. And, you can get the train home.
Magic.