Shameless Plug

Alright, so I've been out of it for a little while; but I'm back now.  Rest easy. That's right, just relax.  Now take off your shirt.  No, no, I'm kidding.  You'll get fired, and be forced to walk Rouen Road late at night trying to pay the rent. And then, when we bumped into each other, it would be awkward.

The reason I've been out of it, is that I've been preparing for the gala Evening with Axis of Evil--at the Norwich Arts Centre on Friday night (May 2nd).  It's a mere Seven Pounds, and will contain swearing puppets, hick poets, and vikings with really bad ideas.  It's more fun than you can swing a monkey at!

Speaking of bad ideas, and lest you think I'm not on top of the throbbing pulse of Norwich's seedy underbelly, this is almost too good to be true.  The Norwich Constabulary are attempting to combat kerb crawling (i.e. Picking Up Hookers) by offering offenders oppurtunities to attend a one day "Change course" for a mere Two Hundred of your English Pounds.

In my continuing role as voice of the people, I'm going to sum up the major points which you'll encounter in the Change Course.

1. Don't drive down Rouen Road or Ber street at around 10mph after 10p.m.
2. Don't slow down and pull over quickly when you see single women.
3. Don't, and this is the most important one, don't roll down your window and ask them to perform sexual acts on you for money.

See, kids, there you go.  It's just that simple.  I just saved you Two Hundred Pounds.

If you need a simulation (and I said Simulation, not Stimulation, you dirty bird), I suggest purchasing Grand Theft Auto IV, in which you can also practice not kerb crawling for hours at a time and in the comfort of your own home.

Now why don't you use that money I saved you to help stimulate the economy of the Axis of Evil by coming to see our show.  Hope to see you there!